thaipan.physics lessons with 1B.the syndicate.pull up bar in the morning.killz0r.surviving for two years on changlong's notes.emceeing open house.studying overnight.gaming in class.altQX.gaming after thaipan.gaming on the bus.skipping volleyball finals to game in macdonalds.missing lunch daily to game.gaming in the library.gaming in the canteen.wacraft cd falling out in front of tong. getting caught for gaming.getting caught for gaming again.and again.the IT lab.locking tong out with a lan cable.apology letter galore.staying back in school while everyone celebrates the end of exams.tasc nominations.2 hour electives. wakeboarding.lan parties. playing lan between two exam papers!.eating,vomiting and eating again at sakae buffets.the best joke ever.completing autumn crossing TD in an afternoon( hi glen!).the virgin student lounge. the first great soft toy fight. gaming in the student lounge. playing bridge till death.tennis trainings. travelling to waterfront.eating opposite. blackboard. writing 3monthlong stories in one afternoon.getting a medal for road run.being the last in road run.me and changlong proudly on the field:D. obs.peanutbutter party.kayaking.obm.singing.14 leeches.spirit of love (toil and sacrifice!). jellyfish.stripdaidee every night.daryl's sleeptalk.phone call every morning to dota.sports carnival.mardi gras.watching movies on the laptop in the library. finishing 12 books in the library. sleeping in every lesson. free periods.basketball after pe. basketball during lessons. basketball the whole day. floorball versus the rest.soccer at peng ho's.epic msn conversations where nothing is decided and siddharth cannot make it before 2pm.clarence making beehoon for us.fried chicken noodles.drink stall uncle. rollerchair catching on the second story.battles with broomsticks. siddharth climbing up the wall beside the teacher looking out the window. pe runs up lucky heights. hamachi nights, every night.cheating during pe runs.mr lau's crash course on a whole year of math.failing math.creating harry potter-the card game. amazing sleep on the library couch.2E-epic class. worst group for lang arts presentation.me and yu hang look for jobs and fail.incredibly low gpas.6 hours to fire a coach.me and kenny- worst doubles, best partners. macdonalds after every swim. tennis competitions.marquee lunches.the second floor haunted toilet in the library incident.30/08.arts hub.congkak with the minister.board games.clb boyz.nice long walks to school.deathly double period econs.dramatic math lessons.sitting in the canteen before assembly.buttersquids.china trip!.left4dead fun.tennis team.china studies debate.getting caught on the road with elliot.cse movie trips.throwing sherman into the pond. changlong pushing sherman into the pond again.graduation.




i'll actually really miss this school.
good times my friends, good times.

this cracked me up :D

30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!

No.75: When the professor is explaining the rules, walk up and say "Yo Professor, I'm really happy for ya and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of ALL TIME!"

I learnt Risk today. Risk is a fun game. I like fun games.
The above was an example of basic communication, of which I am a culprit of not fully utilizing.
I've taken time out of my busy schedule to spill my heart onto the keyboard once again just for all you adorable people and dogs out there, and kittens too, we musn't forget the kittens for they are the seeds of love in the unloving world that we live in.
anyway, let's address an important issue today: world domination yay! The runner up issue was about clarence being allowed out of the house but I'm sure clary wouldn't mind.
now Risk is centred on world domination but i realise that typing it all out would be as boring as discussing my career options with my chinese teacher while only knowing how to say doctor in chinese ^^True Story. So i thrust myself forward in reckless abandon because i've always wanted to use the phrase 'reckless abandon'.
Christmas has come into my heart, locked the door and is currently lazing in front of the tv refusing to leave.

now i'm not complaining but..
no offence but..
i dont mean this the wrong way but..
dont take this personally but..
its not your fault but..
its not like i wanted to fail math but..

its such a conversation sweetener and helps to soften the impact if spoken with good tones, and its so cool that it allows you to say the total opposite later on. i am enthralled.

now, as i gaze out into the night sky, i feel obliged to come up with a really bad metaphor. the world is like a bowl of salted vegetables. all of us are salty, especially when we sweat alot (this ties in with all the globalwarming stuff!) and we also go well with noodles.

i wish life had a ctrl-Z, an alt-tab, multiple browsers and an auto hibernate. and i would earn money by destroy bad guys and freeing prisoners and i would be like ' video games ruined my life, good thing i have 3 more lives'

and if anyone disturbs me i'll just jump on their heads( You earned 5 gold coins!) and send them back to their respawn points boo yeah!


anyway, i realise that the band darren and i planned to have will never come to pass. There's this point in your life where you have just have to let go of your dreams. there's also this point in your life where you and your friends build the great wall of china along your table with sakae sushi plates at the afternoon buffet, but that's another story for another time.

Yeanyway, i give up making a group on facebook and i will post the band bio here.

A 5-piece band

Fatimah (lead lip synch vocals and air guitar)

Fatimah always had a passion for music, after selling his father’s car to buy his first air guitar, he was thrown out of the house where he began to busk on the streets until he met Bryan

Fatimah grew up listening to backstreet boys and west life, so in other words, he never grew up.

Bryan (lip synch backup vocals and air drums)

Blessed with devastatingly good looks, cursed with a lack of intellect, Bryan used to lip-synch for a boy band back in school until he they kicked him out because he was tone-deaf. He and Fatimah met each other on an online adult chat, and the rest was history.

Linguine (groupie)

Linguine always wanted to be a dancer until she realized she was crippled; now she’s a groupie!

Coco (back up dancer and groupie)

Coco knew she was destined for great things when she received her diploma in music at the age of 8, mastered 12 languages, represented her country for an international Mathematics Olympiad and graduated with a PhD in Physics. Now she’s a back up dancer!

Chuck Norris (world champion in martial arts)

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Enough said

Back in the day where S club 7 and backstreet boys ruled the airwaves and dance floors, a team of highly talented but tragically tone-deaf individuals banded together for freedom, love, and passion but mostly for money.

These individuals decided to create a new sound and they called it POP. Then they realized that everyone was doing it but they pretended they did not know.

In light of other bands who have been sticking to their sound and then suddenly selling out on their fans to earn more money, the group decided to bypass all that trouble and sell out on their first album!

All they needed was a band name. One afternoon Fatimah was walking across the road when a fourteen- wheeler knocked him down. While lying on the hospital bed, he contemplated life and it’s meaning for him. Then there was a knock on the door and it turned out that a long lost friend, Francis came to visit him. Francis then read Fatimah a story about ponies, flowers and the occasional rainbow. Fatimah suddenly sat up in bed. He had it! The band will be called: CHOCOLATE FONDUE!!

Now, Chocolate Fondue rules the airwaves! After opening for a recent High-5 concert, they have become an established pop sensation! Exclamation mark!!